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My last entry was
...criticised by my so-called friend Pinkwellies, who claimed at last night's quiz that I was "scraping for content". Well, especially for him, here's something else I found littering my hard drive : 
Which brings me quite nicely onto my next point. The Heart-Stopping Alleged Lesbian was at the quiz again last night, looking more adorable than I can ever hope to adequately explicate here. I was almost unnerved by how pleased she seemed to see me, and beamed an awful lot. She also seemed to be looking at me an awful lot during the course of the evening (although she could probably say the same about me). Now, when you catch someone's eye across a busy pub (not with a fishing line), what should you do next ? Should you instantly look away abashed ? This is the tactic I have been almost involuntarily applying thus far; and I'm as good as certain that it's the wrong one. What should I actually be doing ? I didn't get the chance to ask one of her mates if the girl I always see her with is actually her lebanese lover, which was remiss of me. Although the evening wasn't entirely bereft of reconnaissance, as I have invited her (and admittedly all of the others on her table) to my leaving party; and I have also been invited to a party at which she will be in attendance. So two good potential 'get to know you' opportunities. Oh my god. What the fuck am I like ?
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quipsquips
(21.11.06 15:31)
slightly lingering looks and normal conversation and she'll be swapping her 12 incher for yours in the blink of a japs eye.
spammer says "hemad"
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sammy
(21.11.06 15:32)
don't look away as soon as she sees you. you norm
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lilo
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(21.11.06 15:34)
You're like a crazy love fool, that's what you're like.
When your eyes meet, stare her down at every opportunity. When you do get the chance to talk you can start off by saying, 'Five : Nil' and then explain how you've beaten her at stare-sies and the least she can do is give you a kiss as a prize.
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lemonsquash
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(21.11.06 15:42)
Quorps - romance isn't dead, it would seem.
Face-ette - thank you for reiterating the problem. Any thoughts as to a solution ?
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pog
(21.11.06 16:36)
Oh dear. You're at it again aren't you? Falling arse over the proverbials in love again just as you're leaving!?!?!?
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doctortripswitch
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(21.11.06 17:10)
How THE FUCK old are you, man?
I'd be exactly the same, but I'm going to be all smug anyway and scoff at you.
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lemonsquash
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(21.11.06 17:45)
Pogosis - well, as luck would have it, I haven't spent anywhere near the same amount of time with this one as with Cute Li'l Art Girl (about three conversations vs three months' worth) - so I doubt it'll be as much of a tearjerker.
DoctorDoctor(Can'tYouSeeI'mBurningBurning) - I'd like to say it's all shtick; but since my archives all the way back to the very first month are replete with evidence of how atrocious I am with women, I don't think I'd be able to get away with it.
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Solis
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(22.11.06 10:53)
Tarlet, I already know what a shifty 'where-are-all-the-exits' gaze you have that on a good day flitters about the room like an amphetamined moth - and yous ay you look away from her quicker than usual? Chances are she never even noticed, mate. Your eyes can move faster than the human - oh. Do like Lilo says, give her a good long stare - not in a gunslinger/stage hypnotist sort of way, you don't want to make her cry; just a coy little 'I know something you don't know' stare.
If that doesn't work, try drugging her drink.
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Daxy-babe
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(23.11.06 14:49)
I'm the same, my eyes are all over her until she looks at me, and then I look away a little guiltily...
When I do get around to holding that glance my eyes seem to smoulder and say 'I want sex with you....' and then I have to look away because my eyes are so tactless . . . I often wonder what her eyes might be saying during this eye contact - probably 'that shirt is the most tasteless rag I've ever seen'?
Ah, the trials of being a chap - those women have no idea of the angst we go through . . .
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quips
(6.12.06 11:49)
squish, I have been wrangled into setting up a one-off pub quiz for the firm, if you have any helpful old question sheets saved anywhere, reckon you could send them my way? I know its a fraction cheeky 'n' all....
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