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Now, I wouldn't normally
...blog my dreams, but I've had two notable ones this week : 1) There's an epidemic of some new-fangled disease. Symptoms include delirium and incredibly hairy hands. Fatalities' last words all concern some long-lost Van Halen album from the mid-seventies. It is a jazz odyssey. I figure maybe I can help find out what's causing the disease if I locate said album. But can I find it on Google ? Can I jizzbiscuits. 2) I had this one this morning. People who've been very naughty are sent to a corrective school - Blog School. Aaarrrrggghhhh! Does this mean I should eat less cheese, or more ?
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To date 15 Comment(s)
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(10.11.06 10:29)
have you been on the cider? That normally gives me those kinds of dreams.
I'm worried about the hairy hands. I think my neighbour may have this disease.
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(10.11.06 10:31)
Actually, Noreen isn't delirious... just has hairy hands.
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lemonsquash
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(10.11.06 10:38)
She hasn't mentioned Van Halen's more 'progressive' material in passing, has she ?
Who dis, bway ?
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(10.11.06 12:17)
oh, sorry, 'tis I (pulls mask to reveal......)
Undercovercookie
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lilo
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(10.11.06 13:51)
Maybe you should start drinking again. Or maybe you always have these dreams, but because you do drink, you don't usually remember them.
Who was the Head of Blogschool anyway? Can I be a prefect? I never made it as one in real life - I was too naughty.
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lemonsquash
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(10.11.06 14:11)
Hmmm... I like the idea of forming a Blogschool. I can think of a few pupils who'd be in for the cane straight away.
Were you really naughty ? But you seem so nice! Wot did you do ?
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lilo
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(10.11.06 14:29)
Nothing terribly thrilling, I'm afraid - hanging around smoking outside the local shop, going to the local Drummonds in school time, getting drunk at lunchtimes and generally acting the fool.
The trouble was, I got caught one day with my best friend because there was a fire practice and we were nowhere to be found and so we had to be made an example of and became the only girls in living memory who'd been given a detention in the sixth form. That's my claim to fame anyway.
So who's getting caned?
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lemonsquash
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(10.11.06 15:23)
Bad girl! Despite having got myself into all sorts of trouble throughout my school career, I was still appointed deputy head boy. It entailed no specific duties, as far as I recall. Or maybe it did, but I just didn't do them.
As for the caning, well... that really would be telling.
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lemonsquash
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(10.11.06 16:15)
Any more backtalk from you, and you'll be getting a hundred lines.
They don't really have the impact that they used to, do they ? All you have to do nowadays is copy and paste.
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pog
(20.11.06 12:10)
Ay'm shaw ay don't know what you mean, Ms Lilo!
Ahem.
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