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Just as I

...haven't yet been entirely successful in extricating myself from The Edge Of The World, and replanting myself in The City, the same is true of my doings in the blogosphere. My migration to Vox has been hampered slightly by a certain amount of influential shirt-tugging. I'm not sure if this is life imitating art, or - to use proper intermcweb vernacular - blart imitating IRL. Here's a snippet of a conversation I had yesterday :

Busty Farm Girl : Why aren't you blogging ?
Lemonsquash : I am!
Busty Farm Girl : You've hardly put anything up recently.
Lemonsquash : Have you checked the other blog ?
Busty Farm Girl : No. It's shit. I like *this* blog.

This is because Busty Farm Girl likes reading about herself, and revels in the praise that she occasionally receives in the comments (I've said it before - please don't encourage her).

Anyway, just so it seems like this blog is ticking over, here's an email I received from Lemonbrother this morning :

> Arse.
>
> My wife crashed into a hedge this morning after she'd said "I passed
> my test in the snow, of course I am OK driving".
>
>
>
>
> Ha!

It would seem that it snowed, then.

8.2.07 11:29
 


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lilo / Website (8.2.07 11:39)
1. Solution: blog about Busty Farm Girl on Vox OR Busty Farm Girl blogs on Vox and is seduced by the calibre of bloggers there.
2. She obviously didn't pass her test driving in a hedge.

I don't even know why I'm here, really.


foxinthesnow / Website (8.2.07 11:50)
I am more than willing to leave comments like "I love Busty Farm Girl. She sounds brilliant" on your Vox blog.


lemonsquash / Website (8.2.07 13:26)
Lala - actually, she passed the 'driving into hedge' test with flying colours (mainly shades of green).
Fixu - even if I haven't blogged about her ?


foxinthesnow / Website (8.2.07 16:35)
Especially if you haven't blogged about her.


amillionpieces / Website (8.2.07 17:28)
The solution. Post on both. Clearly Busty Farm Girl is in fact marvelously wise. You shouldn't go against such wisdom, sir!


pog (9.2.07 14:49)
'shirt' tugging?


Daxy / Website (12.2.07 15:17)
I vote for Busty Farm Girl every time. She stands astride this blog like a colossus.

Pity about the rugby, mind...


disgruntled commuter / Website (12.2.07 21:48)
Bah. What other blog?


c-side / Website (15.2.07 17:38)
Ditto. I'm lost (and feeling excluded). What other blog split personality


lemonsquash / Website (15.2.07 18:14)
Seen any new links appear on this blog recently ? ;o)


c-side / Website (16.2.07 13:49)
Hey? That assumes I know what's normally on there! I'm still a bit green when it comes to blogging. If you don't want to reveal here maybe drop me an email. Of I'll have to ask around.

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