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Holy crap! She's kissing a girl!
A bouncing baby boy!
Hey! Only I get to laugh!
*Sigh*!
We did a big poo!
Power to the motherfucking people!
Disapproving! Always!
Look kids! Big Ben! Parliament!
Mmmmmmmmm!
Millions of peaches! Peaches for me!
Maybe it's time to move on from the moose thing!
Get a fucking job!
With one 'f'!
Capital knockers!
Flaming galah!
Get down!
(Peter) Parker!
Not worth the effort!
Laziest cunt I know!

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Some stuff wot's

...happened recently :

  • Myself and Blonde Curly Physio were invited to a 'Pub Quiz' evening at The Odd Couple's house. A friend phoned shortly before we went, and I told her I was afraid that I was likely to be obnoxious, as I was already a little soused. "I shouldn't worry. People are used to that - it's your party piece," came her response. Blonde Curly Physio, despite claiming that the best way to get through the evening was to be mischievous, was her usual charming self; so it was entirely up to me to misbehave terribly in front of a room of straight-laced teachers. I sincerely doubt I'll ever be invited back.
  • Myself and The Friendly Fisherman (Blonde Curly Physio's boyfriend) decided that the best fancy dress costume in the world would be the milk carton from Blur's 'Coffee and TV' video. However, neither eBay nor Google furnished us with a ready to buy one; so I guess I'm gonna have to make one. Wot would be your ideal fancy dress costume ?
  • I've been smurfing quite a bit. Yesterday, I was riding a wave in and thinking to myself 'Yay! Surfing is fun!' (I am comfortable with not being in the least bit cool), when I was met by a rebounded wave (or clapotis) coming in the other direction. The effect of this was to send me flying arse over moob. To wit, I was clapottled.
  • I asked a girl out on a date. She blew me out. Boo!
  • I watched 'Little Miss Sunshine'. Yay!
  • I may finally move out of my folks' on the ninth of Feb. Überw00t!

There's probably more, but I'm off to make some porridge.

31.1.07 10:45
 


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foxinthesnow / Website (31.1.07 11:36)
My friend made a working Operation! costume - a boiler suit with the internal organs attached to the outside. She did clever things with wires that meant when her girlfriend - who was dressed as a surgeon with an oversized pair of tweezers - botched an op, a bright red lightbulb over her nose lit up. 'Twas ever so clever.

They wore it in a Halloween parade in NY but were beaten by a couple dressed as a plug and socket who created real electricity when they, erm, slotted into each other.


Katja / Website (31.1.07 11:36)
I once went to a party dressed as a polar bear. It was ace, but people kept asking me if I was a yeti. Boooo!


lemonsasquatch / Website (31.1.07 12:23)
Foxi - wow! I hadn't fully explored the concept of costume interactivity. The first thing that popped into my head was a working Mr Frosty costume. But that would probably be a bit chilly.
Floati - perhaps you shouldn't have gone to the party with the Hendersons?


Katja / Website (31.1.07 13:12)
Oh, so THAT's where I went wrong.


pog (31.1.07 14:22)
One of my aunts used to terrorise her poor hubby into wearing fancy dress costumes on their annual trips to Butlins. She really liked to win those contests. The worst one for him, I think, was the time she dressed him up as a tube of toothpaste. It looked really good, but he could only do geisha tiny steps and his arms were pinned to his side so the poor sod couldn't even have a beer.
They won a casserole dish.


Weasel / Website (31.1.07 14:32)
Poggling, I once won a sugar bowl for a Peter Pan costume - or it could have been Robin Hood, actually.
Bah, green tights and thigh slapping.
But my question is, why must it always be crockery?


lemonsqueezer / Website (31.1.07 15:27)
Pog Bowl - I bet they stewed over that one.
Lemon Squeasel - I bet you looked dishy.


Scary Rob / Website (1.2.07 01:28)
I go to fancy dress contumes wearing nothing but a pair of trousers. When quizzed on what I am, I say, "I'm a premature orgasm. I've just come in my pants..."


lemonsquash / Website (1.2.07 09:46)
Yay! That made my morning.


(1.2.07 15:54)
Foolish girl! Her loss. One of the funniest scenes involving a VW camper van and the best non-speaking actor ever in LMSunshine. I hope it wins a few gongs! PS nice to have you back, it seems a while.


pog (2.2.07 17:04)
Oy weasel! Where the blinkin' flip have you been lately? Ay? Ay?


lemonsquash / Website (5.2.07 11:12)
Thank you mystery anonymousse person for your kind words! Who you ?

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