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Ways in which to put off
...the spirit vacuum of job hunting : - Make an 'Out Of Order' cover for your grandfather's doorbell out of an inversed printer cartridge box.
- Print out low GI recipes for your parents.
- Learn how to play 'You Could Be Mine' by Guns N' Roses on the geetar.
- Decorate your new blog on Vox.
- Reorder your temporary room.
- Put a bunch of stuff in the loft. Search the loft. Take even more useless crap back out.
- Decide that taking a photo representing of all of the above and posting them will be Blog Gold.
- Search for the USB cable for your camera for half an hour, knowing full well you aren't going to find it.
- Curse the fact that the blog entry is CONSIDERABLY LESS INTERESTING without photos. Realise you have created not Blog Gold, but Blog Lead. You are The AntiAlchemist.
- Consider going back to bed.
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foxinthesnow
(9.1.07 15:18)
You seem to be missing "walk to job agency but fail to go in the door, instead carrying on walking until you reach the sea." That's what I used to do in Brighton.
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lilo
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(9.1.07 15:22)
I feel your pain and I don't even have any amusing diversionary things to do in place of job hunting. Count yourself lucky.
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lemonsquash
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(9.1.07 15:26)
Flox - have you seen the weather ? I've opted for the e-version of said practice, by leaving the 'Fish4Jobs' window open, but minimised.
Loli - make a palm tree out of paper clips!
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lilo
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(9.1.07 15:28)
A spiffing idea. And then I'll make a paper clip tree out of palms.
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doctortripswitch
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(9.1.07 15:33)
I'm putting off job hunting by doing crazy freelancing. Try that. It's like doing a job when you haven't got a job.
Hang on.
Where's the fun in that?
Lilo's blog has gone password-protected.
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lemonsquash
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(9.1.07 15:39)
The problem with freelancing I find is actually getting people to pay you for your procrasturbation.
It has!
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doctortripswitch
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(9.1.07 15:42)
What with crooked former employers and aforesaid freelancing problem, I haven't been paid since November. I'm living off scraps and grits. Junior's having to steal extra food from nursery.
But that's another story.
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pog
(9.1.07 16:13)
Yes, Ms Lilo. And that means we can't even email you. Woss goin' on? Ay?
Looking for work in January should be outlawd, squish - it's depressing enough at any time of the year, but esp so after the holibobs.
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Katja
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(9.1.07 16:49)
Oh God - another Vox deserter? Y'bugger - I can't keep up with you all.
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c-side
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(9.1.07 17:24)
What's this Vox? Why don't I know anything about it?
I've loads of displacement activities that need doing if you want to fill your time?
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