Dead's Platonic Lust-In
Holy crap! She's kissing a girl!
A bouncing baby boy!
Hey! Only I get to laugh!
*Sigh*!
We did a big poo!
Power to the motherfucking people!
Disapproving! Always!
Look kids! Big Ben! Parliament!
Mmmmmmmmm!
Millions of peaches! Peaches for me!
Maybe it's time to move on from the moose thing!
Get a fucking job!
With one 'f'!
Capital knockers!
Flaming galah!
Get down!
(Peter) Parker!
Not worth the effort!
Laziest cunt I know!

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Ways in which to put off

...the spirit vacuum of job hunting :

  • Make an 'Out Of Order' cover for your grandfather's doorbell out of an inversed printer cartridge box.
  • Print out low GI recipes for your parents.
  • Learn how to play 'You Could Be Mine' by Guns N' Roses on the geetar.
  • Decorate your new blog on Vox.
  • Reorder your temporary room.
  • Put a bunch of stuff in the loft. Search the loft. Take even more useless crap back out.
  • Decide that taking a photo representing of all of the above and posting them will be Blog Gold.
  • Search for the USB cable for your camera for half an hour, knowing full well you aren't going to find it.
  • Curse the fact that the blog entry is CONSIDERABLY LESS INTERESTING without photos. Realise you have created not Blog Gold, but Blog Lead. You are The AntiAlchemist.
  • Consider going back to bed. 
9.1.07 15:14
 


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foxinthesnow (9.1.07 15:18)
You seem to be missing "walk to job agency but fail to go in the door, instead carrying on walking until you reach the sea." That's what I used to do in Brighton.


lilo / Website (9.1.07 15:22)
I feel your pain and I don't even have any amusing diversionary things to do in place of job hunting. Count yourself lucky.


lemonsquash / Website (9.1.07 15:26)
Flox - have you seen the weather ? I've opted for the e-version of said practice, by leaving the 'Fish4Jobs' window open, but minimised.
Loli - make a palm tree out of paper clips!


lilo / Website (9.1.07 15:28)
A spiffing idea. And then I'll make a paper clip tree out of palms.


doctortripswitch / Website (9.1.07 15:33)
I'm putting off job hunting by doing crazy freelancing. Try that. It's like doing a job when you haven't got a job.

Hang on.

Where's the fun in that?

Lilo's blog has gone password-protected.


lemonsquash / Website (9.1.07 15:39)
The problem with freelancing I find is actually getting people to pay you for your procrasturbation.

It has!


doctortripswitch / Website (9.1.07 15:42)
What with crooked former employers and aforesaid freelancing problem, I haven't been paid since November. I'm living off scraps and grits. Junior's having to steal extra food from nursery.

But that's another story.


pog (9.1.07 16:13)
Yes, Ms Lilo. And that means we can't even email you. Woss goin' on? Ay?
Looking for work in January should be outlawd, squish - it's depressing enough at any time of the year, but esp so after the holibobs.


Katja / Website (9.1.07 16:49)
Oh God - another Vox deserter? Y'bugger - I can't keep up with you all.


c-side / Website (9.1.07 17:24)
What's this Vox? Why don't I know anything about it?
I've loads of displacement activities that need doing if you want to fill your time?


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