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As brought to my

...attention by a good chum, look at this :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6244153.stm

She also requested Smiths/Morrissey-based potential headlines. So far we have :

  • The Integrity Is Dead
  • Frankly Mr Wogan
  • Smiths Fans In A Coma
  • There Is A Light That Never Comes On
  • Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Voted For Me

Any thoughts ?

9.1.07 11:43
 


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gamba / Website (9.1.07 11:47)
I don't believe it. It's like when I found out Beck was a Scientologist.


bandy (9.1.07 11:53)
Still nil.


lemonsquash / Website (9.1.07 12:09)
Ha!


Cheapy / Website (9.1.07 12:23)
Stretch Out and Wait for Four Hours While the Results Come In?
Half A Point?
Sweet and Terry Wo-li-gan?
I'll stop now.
Never Had No Votes Ever.
Wogan, It Was Really Nothing.
Ouch.


lemonsquash / Website (9.1.07 12:26)
'Sweet and Terry Wo-li-gan' is preposterously daft. That is why it is my favourite.


foxinthesnow (9.1.07 13:14)
The BBC has stolen your idea:
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/2007/01/punorama_16.shtml

I think you should enter.


cathexist / Website (9.1.07 14:23)
Please Please Please Let Me Get 12 Points From The Luxembourg Jury

That Finnish Metal Outfit Lordi Isn't Funny Anymore

Heaven Knows I'm in 2nd Place Behind Belgium Now

Reel Around In Horror

Stop Me If You Think That This Is Folly Of The Highest Order And Will Tarnish My Legacy For Ever


doctortripswitch / Website (9.1.07 14:48)
The Last Of The Famous International Panel Of Judges


lemonsquash / Website (9.1.07 14:49)
That's the spirit.

And in the same vein :

'Some Ludicrously Cringeworthy Ideas Are Bigger Than Others'

and 'I Know It's Over (My Career)'.


foxinthesnow (10.1.07 13:10)
These suggestions were much better than the ones the Beeb printed:

www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/magazinemonitor/index.html#a008271

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