(27.7.04 11:17) Oral sex? Is that when you talk about it?

(27.7.04 11:21) with ice cubes?

(27.7.04 11:35) goodness ...... (is this in the right category? Is it?)

(27.7.04 11:36) no... ice cubes

(27.7.04 11:53) Yum!

(27.7.04 11:53) Altoids Curiously Strong Mints. That's all I'm saying.

(27.7.04 11:56) yaggers... does that go anywhere along the same lines as the alka seltzer thing?

(27.7.04 12:27) what's the view like?

(27.7.04 12:51) A berocca is always good. Or Creme de menthe.....

(27.7.04 12:53) hmmm, see, who says the net aint educational?!

(27.7.04 12:56) Ah-ha - I thought as much. Yesterday I offer such things for consideration as Five, crying in films, animal desserts, cheese cars (cheese cars, chrissakes...), and Great Uncle Cornelius's Skoma Island Iced-Tea; and but one person offers comment (the lovely cha0tic). Now, as soon as there's a bit of smut involved, you crawl over each other, slavering concupiscence almost visibly like the bindu from a bonobo's baton. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

(27.7.04 12:57) heck no, i aint ashamed of liking a bit of smut! either way, this is the first time ive been online properly in aaages, so thats my excuse for not leaving a comment yesterday!

(27.7.04 12:57) *cracks open bottle of champagne*

(27.7.04 13:15) After that outburst, I have a sudden desire to talk about oral sex. Funny you should mention champagne, Limber Gimboid... Many moons ago, I dabbled in champagne. It was summer, spirits were high, and my then ladyfriend (yes, I did have one once... *sigh*) and I were feeling decadent. So nekkiness and bubbles ensued. However, the moment was spoilt when it transpired that said ladyfriend was a little too sensitive, screamed the place down, and had to run off to wash her bits. By the way, it *is* in the right category, Pog Rock. The fib lies in the subject line - I will happily munch any 20Sixer gratis on *any* day ;o) xxx

(27.7.04 13:16) And your point is?

(27.7.04 13:18) ooch, lemonsquash, that last comment made me go all squeamish! *crosses legs*

(27.7.04 13:21) erm ..... 'any 20Sixer'? Uh huh. I can think one or two that you'd probably run away from. Screaming. Oh, and my 'and your point is' crossed with your last comment, by the by, squish ..... so should read as a response to your reprimand ;-)

(27.7.04 13:33) Sorry purplicious - my big mouth gets me into all sorts of trouble. Er... The Poog - yuck. I think I know to whom you're referring. How perfectly repellant. Well, this is the 'stuff that isn't section', so I guess I can retract quite easily. Oh, and I did assume that was the case. Ya cheeky scamp ;oP

(27.7.04 13:33)

(27.7.04 13:37) Lordy.

(27.7.04 13:42) Yes. I think we're on the same wavelength here, squish .... :-)

(27.7.04 13:42) it's all getting dangerously close to the gutter here... actually, i think it started in the gutter and has made no attempt to crawl out, ah well

(27.7.04 13:46) I think my original point was that your average 20Sixer's mind is in the gutter, and the best way to attract lots of comments is to descend to filth. What I have - in fact - learned, is that I also like talking about rude stuff. Like [censored], and wotnot. P.S. Jugs. P.P.S. Censored for having realised that I am foul, and have probably just scared everyone away.

(27.7.04 14:05) nothing scares me! mwahahahahahahahaha! ahem...

(27.7.04 14:09) Seems to be a popular blog today, what can be the attraction? Why are all these bloggers hanging around here? Did somebody open their big mouth?

(27.7.04 14:10) no, somebody's offering free oral sex

(27.7.04 14:11) Disgusting. This blog should be banned, if you ask me. Which no one did.

(27.7.04 14:41) I don't see what's so disgusting about a spot of light grazing. But I might bring this all to a close anyway, as I'm feeling a bit licked.

(27.7.04 15:12) 'Light grazing'? Wash your mouth out!

(27.7.04 15:33) ... loose lips .... erm ... what was the rest of that saying? *sniggers* *childishly*

(27.7.04 16:05) *sniggers like a 13 year old boy* you said oral sex!

(27.7.04 16:19) cranberries.

(27.7.04 16:41) Hee-hee. This blog has gotten so norty. Maybe I should keep it this way. I'm glad tho that The Poog and lovely Heather have out-disgustinged me. Are gals really dirtier than chaps ? I suspect maybe so.

(27.7.04 16:55) What? Me 'n Hevver? We're not rude girls, are we Hev?

(27.7.04 17:08) Me? rude? Pog? rude? I was only offering the nice young man a cranberry.

(27.7.04 17:17) Exactly. I was just wondering if anyone knew the rest of that very useful saying. Innit.

(27.7.04 17:40) Boy, am I glad I came late for this one.

(27.7.04 17:54) If I'd known you were coming, I would've arranged a red carpet.

(27.7.04 18:05) Um, Mr. Squash? Do we have a bit too much time on our hands lately?

(27.7.04 18:06) Actually I understand the whole, you people won't talk to me about anything but sex. Perhaps you should have a post like this as a reward for people talking to you about other matters, let them earn their titillation.

(28.7.04 08:00) Ooh, is this the place people where come to say rude words? Cool. Labia.

(28.7.04 11:13) Scrotum

(28.7.04 11:18) Children, please. Vulva. Oops.

(28.7.04 11:58) Nips. Ha!

(28.7.04 13:01) throbbing

(28.7.04 13:15) Gusset.

(28.7.04 16:51) Yes, its all gone too far *tries to act responsibly* Sphincter

(28.7.04 16:53) todger *runs away* *squealing*

(28.7.04 17:33) Blancmange.(If you don't believe me, you're obviously not using it right...)

(28.7.04 17:53) Rob... that's scary.

(29.7.04 03:07) 'pon my soul, look at that Pog run! *shakes head in disbelief* Muffs

(30.7.04 01:49) Cadbury's Creme Egg. Make your own mind up.

(20.8.04 22:28) I am so disgusted with this. I can't believe that I spoke about cranberries in public. And as for solis talking about Creme Eggs - well we all know what that means. and silveretta came late. He hardly comes at all, normally.

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