There was a young lady called Gamba Who favoured ballet over samba; Even though her instuctor Claimed that he'd fucked her With some jam and a massive black mamba.
(22.4.04 12:42)
There was a young wierdo called Dead Who was tragically odd in the head. When he hosted a lust-in, His eye got a crust in. He ate it and then he was fed.
(22.4.04 12:43)
And I thought her naked prawn photos were rude.... mmmm
(22.4.04 13:01)
Miss Norah (once known as 'kog') Can't think of a 'thing' for her blog. Her boyfriend slays slugs; I suspect she takes drugs... But would she be up for a snog ?
(22.4.04 13:26)
There once was a blogger "Platonic" Whose prose was a little laconic, Art Girl thought it rude, And a little bit crude. Perhaps he thought he was harmonic?
