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My have some

...new friends. They are tiny insects that are impossible to spot, and they're biting me to ribbons. I love them. I want to keep them forever.
13.4.04 11:31
 


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(13.4.04 11:32)
you sound very close


(13.4.04 11:32)
Surely this isn't true.


(13.4.04 11:39)
menace pennis - we practically live on top of each other.

Limber Miss Gamba - That's why it isn't not in the 'stuff that isn't' section.
Or is it ?


(13.4.04 11:49)
sounds lovely, what have you called them?


(13.4.04 11:54)
I'm just so confused I don't know what's true and what isn't now...


(13.4.04 11:57)
So - you've got them and you don't love them - is that it? Or they're really huge?


(13.4.04 12:23)
Lies, lies! It's all lies! Your new friends wouldn't bite!!


(13.4.04 12:39)
They're not biting you - they're licking you, it's just they have very sharp tongues. You know the type.


(13.4.04 12:52)
Mars Attacks - Don, Annette, Reg, Pinko and Cougar.

Gammy and Pog-Rock - They are not really the size of microwaves. They are small. Very small, in fact. So much so that I can't see them. But I HATE them.

M.T. - Is your full name Miss Tink R. Bell ?

The Mad Flatter - maybe they are microscopic hedgehogs that just love to hug.
Microscopic Hedgehugs.


(13.4.04 13:04)
No! R. Bell is my evil twin


(13.4.04 13:51)
'Hedgehugs'? Lovely. If I had any sweeties left I would hand 'em over. But I gave 'em all to some bloke to show me his furry butt ........ not that you would know anything about that. At all. Oh no. Boys don't like that sort of thing.


(13.4.04 14:38)
I like hedgehugs. Very cute. Why aren't you getting off with girls left right and centre?


(14.4.04 10:03)
Yes, why? I would get off with a boy that had pet hedgehugs. They sound similar to peanunts. Which is a long story.


(14.4.04 10:31)
Pog-Rock - You gave someone a bunch of sweets just to see his butt ? I hope it was worth it. He sounds like a bit of a vain penis to me.

Limber Miss Gamba - You may meet me one day, and then you'll understand.

Fruity Looper - Peanunts ? Pray tell...


(14.4.04 11:31)
Well, it kept us girls entertained for .... well .... for minutes! So was obviously worth it ..... I believe Ms Gamba was one of the observers, so she may well have an opinion on the subject .......


(14.4.04 14:45)
It was very hairy. I don't think he deserved all the sweets.


(14.4.04 14:54)
Really? Oh dear. Poor lad. I hope he doesn't read this blog - he'll be gutted!


(14.4.04 15:50)
As I remember, Peanunts are small and furry and sleep on the end of your bed to keep your feet warm. They do household chores, squeak, and gaze up at you in adoration. They are plentiful in France. Gamba thought they might be strawberry-scented. And I really wish I hadn't missed all this rear-end show and tell. I am at a loss.


(14.4.04 15:57)
I remember peanunts. I wanted one.
And the hairy butt is here, looper.


(14.4.04 16:14)
Why did no-one tell me? I would have given my sweeties for a moon. It has just made me laugh a lot though. Good work Pog.


(14.4.04 16:18)
*grins*
Now that's what I call 'fluffy round the edges'!
And sorry if I've ruined your manly reputation by linking to a male hairy bottom from your blog, lemony ....
Tee hee.


(14.4.04 16:25)
Ha ha...I am laughing even more. Pog, you are especially on fire today.


(14.4.04 16:27)
That'll be the Chili-pop .....

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