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I got
...millions of Valentine's Day cards this year. The Post Office called me and asked me if I didn't mind picking them up. They suggested I bring two trucks.
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(14.2.04 14:23)
Ha! loser. I had to use 3 trucks 
Happy Valentines, schmuck x
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(14.2.04 14:39)
Oddly enough, that was more beautiful than any of the sentiments expressed in any of the compositions that my secretaries had to filter through just after the two (fucking enormous) trucks arrived. Hence I love you. Will you be my 'vd' ?
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(14.2.04 14:56)
'Valentine's Day' (see here).
I'm hoping that - in light of the explanation - you won't notice that my original request doesn't make any sense technically.
It doesn't mean that I don't love you dearly, though. Will you be mine ?
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(14.2.04 14:59)
Yeah, alright then, Saucepot. Get the babycham in for tonight x
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