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I drove
...The Walrus to his favourite hostelry last week, and stopped for a drink when I picked him back up. He was sat in the part of the pub that is known as 'The Departure Lounge', where all the real oldies sit. So I was the youngest in the group by an entire score. I wanted to offer to light this one fellow's pipe, so shaky were his hands - but I'm sure that would have seemed rude. The gents were all as sharp as tacks, mind. Despite being hilarious wise-crackin' ole sorts, I realised that I missed my own friends. So I went back to my home town for the weekend. The degeneration of the weekend is another story entirely. But a few bits and bobs jump out at me : - One of my best chums from school got engaged over the Christmas period. I have since been badgering him about being best man. I think he is torn between chosing me and another mutual friend (plus Busty Farm Girl is also petitioning; but I'm not sure how closely they plan to stick to the traditional interpretation of the word 'man'). We worked out that the problem could be solved if I got ordained as a minister, and married them myself. I have thought about this before. But now I HAVE PURPOSE. I want to be able to marry people. That would be fun. So that's wot I'm gonna do.
- Myself and a buddy decided to see how many different pitchers of cocktail we could get through on the Wetherspoons menu before falling over. All I can say is - bison grass vodka and apple juice. Oh my god. It's like apple pie IN BOOZE FORM. Double lush!
- I found myself in a busy town pub. I used to know every face there. That was about a decade ago. This time, I knew none. Ho hum.
- Why do people wear ALL WHITE tracksuity outfits, with white caps and white trainers ? Fucking WHY ?
That'll do, I think.
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lemonsquash
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(8.1.07 14:57)
I just re-read the comments on that old entry, and had forgotten how close Solis and I got to becoming engaged. If I am bestowed with the power to wed, then I'm gonna make her marry me - whether she likes it or (more likely) not.
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Chintzy
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(8.1.07 15:01)
1. I'll let you marry me. I need to find a bloke first, but I'd like you to do the service. Of course, at my wedding I want chocolate coins instead of holy communion.
2. If I drank at all, I'd try that as it sounds nice.
3. That's sad.
4. Because, erm, no, I don't understand why either.
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foxinthesnow
(8.1.07 15:03)
I'll marry you, Chintzy. Civil partnerships a go go!
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lemonsquash
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(8.1.07 15:38)
I'm not complaining. I am quite happy to get engorged by lesbianism.
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foxinthesnow
(8.1.07 16:31)
Hey - there'll be no tumescence at the wedding, thank you.
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c-side
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(8.1.07 18:10)
....all night to ..la la la la.There's a song in there somewhere?
I'd get as far as a Fallen Angel, Sex on the beech and a Slow comfortable crew. Then I'd be fucked.
Are we having a marriage fest?
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KE
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(8.1.07 21:46)
Of course, being able to marry people would mean that you'd have to officiate at the weddings of people like Helen and Tim, keep a straight face, not smack anyone upside the head, etc. Just a thought.
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gamba
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(9.1.07 10:44)
You could offer to renew Helen and Tim's vows. I bet they'd go for it.
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Scary Rob
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(10.1.07 00:51)
I don't know why people wear these all-white getups, but I have a suggestion. Spend the night drinking cherry Vks, watermelon Bacardi breezers, and red WKDs and make a point of standing next to them and acting with total drunken hyperactivity...
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