Dead's Platonic Lust-In
Holy crap! She's kissing a girl!
A bouncing baby boy!
Hey! Only I get to laugh!
*Sigh*!
We did a big poo!
Power to the motherfucking people!
Disapproving! Always!
Look kids! Big Ben! Parliament!
Mmmmmmmmm!
Millions of peaches! Peaches for me!
Maybe it's time to move on from the moose thing!
Get a fucking job!
With one 'f'!
Capital knockers!
Flaming galah!
Get down!
(Peter) Parker!
Not worth the effort!
Laziest cunt I know!

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Round at

...Busty Farm Girl's house, and her brother pays a visit. He has not long been a father.

Farm Brother : The boy has started making this face a lot - [makes spazz face].
Lemonsquash : What does it mean ?
Farm Brother : It means 'Auntie [Farm Girl]'.
[Busty Farm Girl stares daggers at her brother]
Farm Brother : I say 'a lot'. He's only done it the once so far.

6.1.07 11:53
 


To date 5 Comment(s)     TrackBack-URL


BalancingAct / Website (6.1.07 19:25)
I haven't been around in a while and so I've read back quite a few posts, giggling as I've gone. I'm really glad you post here.


Scary Rob / Website (7.1.07 02:30)
Ah, the love between siblings!


lemonsquash / Website (8.1.07 13:51)
Actress - I'm glad you still pop by! Even if you never respond to my emails...
Bob - ain't it grand ?


(8.1.07 16:23)
Oh, Mr. Squash, sometimes I fear that receiving an answering email from me is far worse than getting one. Now, however you have made the bold claim that you're up to getting one and I'll have no mercy--you're getting one and that's that!
(It's useless to beg me not to send it now.)


BalancingAct (8.1.07 16:23)
Oh, and I'll remember to sign the email, too, just see if I don't!

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