Dead's Platonic Lust-In
Holy crap! She's kissing a girl!
A bouncing baby boy!
Hey! Only I get to laugh!
*Sigh*!
We did a big poo!
Power to the motherfucking people!
Disapproving! Always!
Look kids! Big Ben! Parliament!
Mmmmmmmmm!
Millions of peaches! Peaches for me!
Maybe it's time to move on from the moose thing!
Get a fucking job!
With one 'f'!
Capital knockers!
Flaming galah!
Get down!
(Peter) Parker!
Not worth the effort!
Laziest cunt I know!

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I went round to

...some friends' place yesterday evening, for Christmas dinner, drinks and games. I heartily recommend playing Trivial Pursuit with stoned people. Here is an example of why :
Stoned Person : 'What did former Fairport Convention singer Dave Swarbick read in The Telegraph in 1999 that no-one should ever read ?'
Surf-Film-Maker Chap : His own obituary.
Stoned Person : No. The answer is... 'Log'.
Surf-Film-Maker Chap : 'Log' ?
Stoned Person : Er... Have I read the right one ?

My friends couldn't be bothered to make an entire Christmas dinner, so decided to make a ruby instead. I suggested a Christmas curry as a compromise - turkey madras, with Christmas vegetables (including sprouts), stuffing balls, and spicy pigs in blankets. Despite being delicious, I am staggered that the plants in the living room in which I slept last night are still alive.
21.12.06 11:28
 


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sammy (21.12.06 11:42)
ewwwwwwwww


cardylady (21.12.06 11:47)
sounds brilliant!


squash / Website (21.12.06 12:12)
ChristmasCardyLady - I take it you mean the meal, rather than its consequences.
SantaFace - I take it you mean the opposite.


foxinthesnow / Website (21.12.06 12:23)
It's taken me a full 20 minutes to realise you didn't sleep in the plants. Did you? I'm ill and confused. Wooooo!


Katja / Website (21.12.06 15:41)
There's an vegetarian Indian buffet place up near Angel (something ridiculous like £3.50 for all you can eat - w00t!). They do a killer sprout curry, but it's advisable to sleep with the windows open after eating it.


undercovercookie / Website (21.12.06 17:12)
the neighbours might wish otherwise, Katja


colonel knowledge / Website (21.12.06 21:09)
Was the correct answer to the question "The Da Vinci Code"?


Daxy the Prancer / Website (22.12.06 12:25)
Happy Easter


Solis / Website (3.1.07 17:30)
Oh sighhhhhhhhhhh, I wish we could still give sweeties, this post and most of its replies (well done you chaps up there) made me laugh so much I was that post-laugh-sighing for ages afterwards.
*sigh*

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