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Today is
...unlikely to be remembered as a day that makes me feel all nostalgic and fluttery in years to come. Or, to put it another way, today is motherfucking bullshit. I thought it was going to be fairly stress-free, so I stayed in The Ship Of Fools until late - partly to celebrate winning the newly handed-over quiz, and partly because the delightful bar manager was showing lots of skin.
So, on my way to work at The Rag this morning, my car broke down. The clutch stopped working. Then I had to get towed by RAC man. Getting towed is stressful, especially on twisty country lanes, as you can't see the road in front of you. Being hungover doesn't help.
When I got in, I was pretty late, and Tuesday lunchtime is when The Rag goes to press. Full intray! Imminent deadlines!
I got a phone call from the cutie who I'm filling in for, who I tried unsuccessfully to ask out last week (or was it the week before ?). She asked me to monitor her emails, as she's expecting one from a potential suitor. Blee. I then got a phone call from the garage, saying that my car wouldn't be ready until sometime tomorrow (I have somewhere to be tomorrow lunchtime), and it would cost me at least £200 to get fixed. Merry Christmas!
Tomorrow : Cheer!
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To date 13 Comment(s)
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lilo
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(19.12.06 15:22)
Sorry today is a shit day, however I see certain Cyrano de Bergerac potential in this email monitoring lark.
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c-side
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(19.12.06 15:36)
Oh dear, indeed the crapiest day of the highest order. Don't add paranoia to it. I'm sure your nose is perfectly formed.
May tomorrow be better. Think positive, it can't get much worse?!!
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foxinthesnow
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(19.12.06 15:37)
I could go onto the roof at work and scream "buggering spunking fuckery!" across London if it might help with your stress.
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lemonsquash
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(19.12.06 15:44)
TiddlyOmPomPom - oh no! Now I'm concerned that my nose is nondescript!
Gambino - which bit exasperates you so ?
Foxy - that would definitely help. Also please throw office items such as hole punchers at passers-by as you do so.
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(21.12.06 11:16)
Merry Shitting Bastard Christmas to you too, Big Sis x
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