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We have had a
...CD of Christmas songs on for about the last hour. All the classics - 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day', 'Rock & Roll Christmas', Shakey, Slade... The works. At the moment, we've got 'Last Christmas'.
You'd think my little heart would be jumping for joy. But I am actually close to vomiting out my intestinal tract. This might be because
(a) I am now officially emotionally bankrupt.
Although I suspect that it is more likely to be
(b) Christmas songs are a manifestation of Dark Forces - hell-bent on Engorging us all.
Sweet mercy!
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lemonsquash
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(15.12.06 16:11)
My emotions have run out. I have drawn my last. I am a robot.
Or at least I hope this is the case. The alternative is too horrific to even contemplate.
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gamba
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(15.12.06 16:14)
Certain Christmas songs have that effect on me too. You will have to listen to something noisy and secular when you get home.
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undercovercookie
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(15.12.06 16:24)
be glad you don't work in the retail industry. They put these things on a loop for your entire shift.
I honestly thought these forms of torture had been outlawed. I think large doses of cider are in order, squash.
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lemonsquash
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(15.12.06 16:41)
Now the fire alarm is going off. I find it soothing by comparison.
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pog
(18.12.06 14:38)
Is 'The Little Drummer Boy' on the looped CD?
You'd love that. Oh yes.
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