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Are you
...at a loss as to what to get your loved ones for Christmas ? Are you struggling to find that perfect present ? Don't be a flange! Let LemonSquash Diversions Inc provide you with gifts that are guaranteed to temporarily distract your family and friends from your other failings! This year's range includes : - Totopoly - become a property magnate down in Africa! If you can place a hotel on Kilimanjaro (which rises like Olympus over the Serengeti), then you'll be quids in!
- Bin-It Extreme 2 - another infuriating noisy piece of junk that you will be wrenching from your wretched offspring's hands within twenty minutes! *All parts guaranteed recycle-bin friendly!
- Frictionary - highlight other players' shortcomings and issues to advance along the board! Extra points can be gained by triggering angry swearing/walkouts/physical assault!
- i-Crabs - your very own virtual pubic infestation!
- Connect Two - Connect Four for the MTV generation!
- Scatz - JUST IN! - Muddy Makeover Jade, 'Salò' Dinnertime Yasmin, and Glass Coffee Table Sheridan.
- Hungry Hungry Children - neglect to make Christmas dinner!
- Fuckaroo - the game popularised Down Under! You'll have to be quick to stand a chance of dumping your entire load on this angry kanga!
- ...and lots more!
So don't just stand there, scratching your head and looking gormless - make this Christmas an LSD Inc Christmas!
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To date 13 Comment(s)
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Katja
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(14.12.06 11:00)
*All parts guaranteed recycle-bin friendly!
I'm very glad to see that your social conscience is alive and kicking
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lilo
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(14.12.06 12:20)
My personal favourites are Frictionary and Connect Two, where can I hand over my money?
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foxinthesnow
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(14.12.06 12:27)
Can you make a Connect One, please? I hate that game and I think that would cut down playing time significantly.
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lemonsquash
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(14.12.06 13:31)
To order LemonSquash Diversions Inc products, feel free to email me your credit card details.
Foxy - no problem. I can throw away the superflous pieces and amend the box with biro at no extra cost!
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BalancingAct
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(14.12.06 16:03)
How can I thank you? Now my shopping is all done and I can just bask in the anticipation of a lovely holiday. The little ones will love their gifts!
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Kate
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(14.12.06 22:21)
I want Frictionary too.
Can I fax you my credit card details on headed paper?
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undercovercookie
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(15.12.06 12:15)
I already have frictionary. It comes out every Christmas time, often totally impromptu
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Solis
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(3.1.07 17:17)
My christmas sucked the poo out of a dead badger, I only wish I'd seen your merchandise* earlier.
*don't be rude.
And I think this is another cosmic sign of our future, Tartlet, your spamtcha actually says 'loved'.
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lemonsquash
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(3.1.07 17:40)
I think it would bode better for our future if it read 'shave', 'noape', or 'hairlessandandrogynous'.
It actually says 'trans', which rather hints in the same direction.
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LOL