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So last night was

...the last quiz I presented at The Ship Of Fools. It was busy, and fun. I awarded extra points to teams with the names 'We love [Lemonsquash]' and 'Sleeping with her was like opening the patio windows and fucking the horizon'. There was a music round with the opening threads of such classics as 'Highway To The Danger Zone' by Kenny Loggins. There was an überindulgent multiple-choice round on yours truly. Lots of people bought me cider. There were japes and larks. One team won the £99 jackpot. And I got a big round of applause as it finished, which made me blush.

At the end of the evening, numerous people shook my hand, and either asked if I planned to return to this edge of the world at some point, or otherwise bid me a good life.

Things are wrapping up.
12.12.06 11:34
 


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c-side / Website (12.12.06 12:00)
A local QuizMaster hero hey Squash What! a Quiz Team name.

So which corner are you off to soon?


Katja / Website (12.12.06 12:05)
Ho ho ho. That second team name is genius.


lemonsquiz / Website (12.12.06 12:10)
TiddleyOmPomPom - I'm moving away from the peripheries, and towards civilization.
FloatOn - it certainly got the biggest laugh. Although I also quite liked a team which included 'Miss E. Norma Stitz'.


lilo / Website (12.12.06 12:35)
I bet you still think up lots of questions every week.

Spammer says: Endof - it knows, you know.


lemonsquiz / Website (12.12.06 14:06)
Nooma's team got nine out of ten on the round on me. Which is two more than Blonde Curly Physio's team, and we've known each other since we were twelve.
A snippet from an email from Nooma :
Yes, I am staggered at how much I know about you. Although I was wrong about the Biohazard concert, and the Caroline Quentin question was a guess, but it rang a bell so I think you have told me that question before. That is what you get for chatting on msn for 2 years. I was mocked for knowing too much about you, and a man with a bald head who marked our sheet informed our team that we were 'sad'. Not so sad when we were scoffing our free chocolates and wine. Happy, even. I think in this instance jealousy was rearing its ugly head. People do not like LOSING quizzes. They like WINNING them. Like MY TEAM. w00t!
Unfortunately, I did shamefully badly in the quiz that Nooma just set me about herself, and I think I'm in the doghouse.


lilo / Website (12.12.06 14:33)
No - that was good - you're showing cool detachment.


lemonsquash / Website (12.12.06 14:46)
Hooray for my subconscious, who looks after me better than wot I do.


pog (12.12.06 17:48)
And do you know where you're moving to yet, oh homeless one?

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