I saw a street performer today with a hideous facial tic. It put me right off my ham sandwich. Which conclusively proves that a twitching mime saves swine.
...millions of Valentine's Day cards this year. The Post Office called me and asked me if I didn't mind picking them up. They suggested I bring two trucks.
...this site. When I did so, I didn't make it with the intention that it would be used as an advertising board for multiple penis and/or breast enlargement 'companies' (sic). But there you go.
